Nigerian immigrant kid, entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Olechuku," he replied.
"You're in South Africa now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Sipho."
Olechuku returned home after school. "How was your day, Olechuku?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Olechuku. I'm in South Africa now, my name is Sipho."
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.
Then she called his father, who beat him again.
The next day Olechuku returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises. "What happened to you, Sipho?" she asked.
"Well Mem, shortly after I became a South African, I was attacked by two Nigerians."
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0.2.0 B. Vagans (13cm)
1.0.0 L. Parahybana (16cm)
0.1.0 N. Chromatus (13cm)
1.0.0 A. Versicolor (11cm MM)
1.0.0 P. Faciata (17cm)
1.0.0 P. Regalis (16cm MM)
1.0.0 B. Boehmei (4cm)
0.0.1 B. Albopilosum (6cm)
0.0.1 B. Smithi (4cm)
0.0.1 B. Auratum (4cm)
0.0.1 P. Irminia (6cm)
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