Some salty language, but very funny.
Sure some share his pain.

Bean.....and the Spear

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned..... :chainsaw:

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the meeting or function with clients over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!

If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I can arrange to return it.

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?

I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today.

Just one shot to my girlfriend's knee cap was all it took....the bear got her and I was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection....