A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman:
"Do you have bread? "
Barman : "No!"
Duck : "Any bread?"
Barman : "NO!"
Duck : "No bread at all?"
Barman : "No, we don't have any @#$!#@
bread"
Duck : "Not even old bread?"
Barman : " Are you @$#$#@ deaf?! We don't have any @#$#@ bread! ! And if you ask for bread again I will nail your beak to the counter! !
Duck : "Do you have nails? "
Barman : " NO!!!!
Duck : " And bread?"

Sent from my GT-N7100 a long time ago and far, far away.....

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.


Sent from my GT-N7100 a long time ago and far, far away.....

My sister sent this to me, thought I would share it.

Spider doing the sand shuffle!

Hi Jake. That made my day. Totally love it. A must watch

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Aw man, that is hilarious. I've got it on my phone, just wish there were more like it

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