A song that mite have you singing out loud!!

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is
barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do?"

Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!"

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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.

Mick say "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"

Paddy says "What's his name?"

Mick replies "Miles, from London !"

Had to share :laugh:

It's cool, I understand all that, just I thought they were funny and others might too, so here are some new, not offensive ones to lighten the mood:




This one is even more funny with the Marijuana thread




Who doesn't hate these kinds of people on Facebook and Twitter?




My personal feelings towards Apple and all their products. Might take you a while to get it, those guys are from Microsoft BTW




Who has never done this in GTA:SA?




After seeing this, will you ever try this again?