FEARLESS!!

> A Senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
> salesroom.
> Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160Kmh; enjoying the
> wind blowing through
>
> what little hair he had left.
>
> "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the N1, enjoying pushing the
> pedal to the metal even more.
>
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
> lights flashing and siren blaring.
>
> "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
> he floored it to 180Kmh,
>
> then 220, then 240Kmh. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?
> I'm too old for this nonsense!"
>
>
>
> So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police
> car to catch up with him.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's
> side of the BMW, looked at his watch
>
> and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm
> taking off for the weekend.
>
> If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never
> heard before, I'll let you go."
>
> The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
> ago, my wife ran off with a policeman.
>
> I thought you were bringing her back."
>
> "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.

So true!

TO HELL WITH GRIPS