A Joke A Day.

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bird is the word

14 years 8 months ago #40892 by Schalk du Plessis

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bird is the word

14 years 6 months ago #43937 by Schalk du Plessis

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We neglected this thread.
Here is an afrikaans one to start it again. Sorry for those that don't understand afrikaans.

Seuntjie sit eenkant en snik na sy ma met hom geraas het.
Pa: 'Wats fout seun?'
Seuntjie. 'Ek soek my eie vrou ....eks moeg vir jou vrou se k@k!'

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14 years 6 months ago #43974 by Master Bater

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Rumor has it that after the explosion at the Kempton Park Mugg&Bean it will be rebuilt and renamed to Mugg&BOOM

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1.0.0 L. Parahybana (16cm)
0.1.0 N. Chromatus (13cm)
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1.0.0 P. Faciata (17cm)
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1.0.0 B. Boehmei (4cm)
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14 years 6 months ago - 14 years 6 months ago #43981 by Fuzzy Bear

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The South African foreign Minister recently visited Japan. He asked the Japanese Prime Minister, "how often do you have an election?"

The Japanese Minister replied: "Plactically evelly molning..."