A friend spent $50 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.


Bwahahahahaha :woohoo:

GELOWIGE BRAK

'n Man kom huilend by 'n dominee aan.
Dominee: "Hoekom so hartseer, broer?"

Man: "My hond is dood. Sal dominee hom begrawe, asseblief?"

Dominee: "Nee broer, ons begrawe nie diere nie.
Probeer die AGS oorkant die straat."

Man: "Goed, dink u hulle sal 'n donasie van R50 000 aanvaar?"

Dominee: "My magtig broer, kom sit,
pleks jy sê dis 'n NG-hondjie!

Sexy bokkie met n website

Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa*

· Monitor Keeping an eye on the braai

· Download Get the firewood off the bakkie
...
· Hard drive Trip back home without any cold beer

· Keyboard Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys

· Window What you shut when it's cold

· Screen What you shut in the mosquito season

· Byte What mosquitoes do

· Bit What mosquitoes did

· Mega Byte What mosquitoes at the lake do

· Chip A bar snack

· Micro Chip What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips

· Modem What you did to the lawns

· Dot Matrix Oom Jan Matrix's wife

· Laptop Where the cat sleeps

· Software Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

· Hardware Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers

· Mouse What eats the grain in the shed

· Mouse Pad Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat

· Mainframe What holds the shed up

· Web What spiders make

· Web Site The shed (or under the verandah)

· Cursor The old bloke what swears a lot

· Search Engine What you do when the bakkie won't go

· Yahoo What you say when the bakkie does go

· Upgrade A steep hill

· Server The person at the pub that brings out the lunch

· Mail Server The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch

· User The neighbour that keeps borrowing things

· Network When you have to repair your fishing net

· Internet Complicated fish net repair method

· Netscape When fish maneuvers out of reach of net

· Online When you get the laundry hung out

· Off Line When the pegs don't hold the washing up

TH

Yesterday a waiter asked me this question...

What do you call Mr.Julius in a spider suit?

A Baboon spider...


and with viagra?

... a horned baboon!


You all know that they're illegal to keep