Taken by a Chinese dude....

Question: How do you identify a Portuguese dog?



Ans: They can't get enough of chicken LOL!

Where do Astronauts hang out?

One night 4 college students were partying until late and did not study for a test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning, they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty as possible, with grease and dirt.

They then went to the teacher and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return, a tire burst on their car and they had to push the car all the way back home and that they were in no condition to do the test.

The teacher kindly allowed them to do a re-test after 3 days.

They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day, they went for their test.

The teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days...



The test consisted of 1 single question, worth a total of 100 Marks.......



Q. 1. Which tire?

a) Front Left b) Front Right
c) Back Left d) Back Right

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.


She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.


After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.


She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.


'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'


The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'