old joke... not meant to be racist even if it seems so.

Three construction workers, an Australian, a South african and a Nigerian, are sitting on a beam on the tenth floor about to have their lunch.
The Australian opens his lunch box and says "Bloody hell - meat pies again! Every day it's bloody meat pies! If I get meat pies again tomorrow, I'm going to jump!"
The South african opens up his lunch next. "JURRE! Sausage again! Always sausages! If I get sausage tomorrow, I'm gonna jump too!"
The Nigerian is the last to open up his lunch. "Ah crap - meatballs again! Why always meatballs? If I get meatballs tomorrow, I'm going to jump too!"
The next day the Aussie opens his lunch box and it's a meat pie... He jumps to his death.
The South african opens his lunch box and, yes, it's a sausage. He too jumps to his death.
The Nigerian opens his lunch and sadly there's a pile of meatballs, so he jumps too.
The three widows of the construction workers are talking at the funeral and the Aussie's wife says "I don't understand. I thought my husband loved meat pies! If he didn't want them he should have said something!"
The South africanish widow says "Same here - I thought my husband wanted sausages! Why didn't he say something?"
The Nigerian's widow says, "I don't get it... my husband made his own lunch."

Talk about awkward moments:

A police motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.
The driver is a real bar steward, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist
instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying a dickybird.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower
right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to
The 'violator' for his signature. The bloke signs the ticket angrily, and
when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know
what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're
an ars*hole!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record
and he has a heap of demerits and is in danger of losing his license,
so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; "Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and
mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket
you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"
underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.”

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for ars*hole?"

“Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.”



~~~~ How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client~~~~

this is Africa!
:laugh:

Go to www.google.co.za
Click on the translate tab at the top of the page.
Type in: "Ek is n bloubul"

Google never lies.