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A Joke A Day.


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14 years 4 months ago #53103 by Master Bater
I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table. I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever. I was quite nervous...

Now all I needed was the perfect way to introduce myself.

Ts:
0.2.0 B. Vagans (13cm)
1.0.0 L. Parahybana (16cm)
0.1.0 N. Chromatus (13cm)
1.0.0 A. Versicolor (11cm MM)
1.0.0 P. Faciata (17cm)
1.0.0 P. Regalis (16cm MM)
1.0.0 B. Boehmei (4cm)
0.0.1 B. Albopilosum (6cm)
0.0.1 B. Smithi (4cm)
0.0.1 B. Auratum (4cm)
0.0.1 P. Irminia (6cm)
0.0.1 A....

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14 years 3 months ago #53293 by Schalk du Plessis
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O-O-O-O-Oros!!

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14 years 3 months ago #53305 by Marius
Replied by Marius on topic Re: A Joke A Day.
O Fortuna is the most widely bit of music epic moments in movies and especially trailers are set to.

I shall now ruin this effect for you. Enjoy!


I'm not impossible. I'm being improbable.

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14 years 3 months ago #53306 by Fuzzy Bear
Replied by Fuzzy Bear on topic Re: A Joke A Day.
Forgive me for commenting on this thread...

One of my favorite arias... RUINED... or is it... ?

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!

Most people are like clouds. The sun comes out when they f*ck off...

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14 years 3 months ago #53307 by Marius
Replied by Marius on topic Re: A Joke A Day.
Hahaha! It is, isn't it.

Must have SALSA COOKIES!!

I'm not impossible. I'm being improbable.

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14 years 3 months ago #53308 by Schalk du Plessis
Replied by Schalk du Plessis on topic Re: A Joke A Day.
WOW. That is hilarious :D
Glad I got home before watching this!
Thanks for sharing

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