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A young business man is cheating on his wife with his secretary.

One day he is at the secretaries house and he realilses that he was supposed to be at home two hours ago.

He tells the secretary he has to leave straight away, but asks her to put some mud on his shoes first.

When he gets home, and his wife asks him why he was running so late so he says : "Babe, I have a confession to make. I've been cheating on you with my secretary".

So his wife says: "Don't lie to me like that, you've been playing golf"

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LOL only in South Africa...

There’s no reason to fear menopause…
It’s the eggs that expire … not the hen!



A woman was leaving a cafe when she noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.

Behind the second coffin
was a solitary woman walking with a black dog.

Behind her was a queue of 200 women walking in single line.

The woman couldn’t contain her curiosity.

She approached the woman walking with the dog,

“I am so sorry to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single line.

Whose funeral is it?”

The woman replied, “That first coffin is for my husband.”

“What happened to him?”

“My dog attacked and killed him.”

“Well, who is in the second coffin?”

“My mother-in-law.

She was trying to help my husband when the dog attacked and killed her also.”

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

Then the woman asks in excitement, “Can I borrow the dog?”

The other woman replied, “Join the queue.”