When you know hundreds of Latin and Greek words, yet you can't string together a single sentence : /

When watching a horror movie about spiders they have to drag you from the room/theater because of you screaming bulls*&t and corrections so loudly.

You know you're a tarantula collector when www.tarantula.co.za is set as your home page :)

...your wife says "Get them things and I'm leaving!" and you start measuring her side of the room for more shelves. :whistle:

...when you feel a tickle on your leg, and get depressed when you look down and discover it wasn't a spider.

...when you look at the baldpatches some men get with age, to see if he's in pre-molt. :dry:

You know you're a Tarantula collector when sleeping next spiders stacked higher than you are tall doesn't phase you.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you allow yourself to get bitten countless times by mosquitoes so that they can get their fill and buzz off for the night instead of spraying doom.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when discovering a daddy long leg made a web in your room is exciting and amusing. (Any spider for that matter)
You know you're a Tarantula collector when force of habit makes you open T.co.za whenever you fire up an internet browser.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when 3 out of 4 mails in your inbox is forum updates from T.co.za
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you know all the scientific names by heart and is unsure of the common name.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when there's always that "just one more then my collection is complete" after the previous "just one more" (Mine is H. Lividium right now)
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you can come up with more of these all day long.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you can't help but run indoors to fetch a meal worm\cricket or roach to feed the spider you just found in your garden.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you freak out if someone tells you they killed a spider of any kind
You know you're a Tarantula collector when Scarab and at least 2 other T.co.za members is listed as a beneficiaries on your internet banking.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you watch TV and hear works like Bonzai, Frootbat, Panama, ect. but what comes to mind is not plants, animals or places.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when one of the things you ask yourself during the procurement of new furniture is "How much enclosures can I stack on here"
You know you're a Tarantula collector when, no matter the rush, there is always time to inspect the Ts.
You know you're a Tarantula collector when a molting T is more exciting than a birthday
You know you're a Tarantula collector when you really have to stop coming up with these and continue working, but don't want to

agreed spunky